Walter Sobchak - Calmer Than You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Ornate white script text reads

Ornate white script text reads "Walken" above a digital illustration of a man's face with swept-back hair

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus in red

Goggles technically count as safety compliance even when the protocol is "chug and hope for superpowers

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Walter Sobchak - Calmer Than You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Ornate white script text readsPulling a piece over a foot foul is exactly the energy of a man who genuinely believes he's the rational one in every conversation. Walter's calm is a warning label nobody reads until the coffin's airborne. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: Distressed white stencil art portrait of Walter Sobchak depicts aviator sunglasses, a goatee, and swept back hair. Bold white uppercase text reads "I'M PERFECTLY" above a much larger "CALM." Smaller